When a man blows his load onto a woman’s anus, then wipes it up with his hand and throws it against her forehead
Alexandra had a splitting headache when Drew decided that the only way to take her mind off it was to give her a Dirty Mervin
by The real manny April 8, 2019
Get the dirty mervinmug. A Dirty Jesséy is where the guy fills your butt with cream cheese and feasts on you, slaps his big dick around your face, begs you to fart on his dick and then fucks you in both holes
by Euripides Fenton December 28, 2021
Get the Dirty Jesséymug. When a woman sitting next to you leaves an airport lounge before you, and you immediately sniff her seat to detect some sweet, sweet butt biscuits.
This chick was Charlotte-bound, so I had to pull a dirty Bishop and get me somma dem butt biscuits in my nostril holes.
by Flirtin Burton June 11, 2024
Get the Dirty Bishopmug. After ejaculating during sex with a condom on, the act of removing the condom and throwing it onto the woman's face.
Robby: "Oh, how was your night with that girl?"
Matt: "It was great, we banged and I hit her with the Dirty Tomahawk afterwards. I'm sure that'll bring her back."
Matt: "It was great, we banged and I hit her with the Dirty Tomahawk afterwards. I'm sure that'll bring her back."
by Dat_pazz December 23, 2016
Get the Dirty tomahawkmug. by joonie.png September 10, 2021
Get the dirty jooniemug. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.
In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.
Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.
Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
Get the Dirty Hairiesmug. When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine
by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018
Get the The dirty washing machinemug.