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Dirty Jarred

Super gay guy who is also a hipster and loves ugly small cocks.
Did you see Dirty Jarred on the weekend? “
“Yeah he was trying to suck André’s cock again.”
by Uncle Daddie May 3, 2020
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Dirty Amery

The act of jizzing on your pillow then scraping it off with a vacuum sucker and placing inside a BLT sandwich, feeding it to the nearest homeless person, then telling them it was just expired mayo.
I used a dirty amery as a prank last night.
by Bill Horsecock May 6, 2022
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Dirty Wedding Band

A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.
Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.
by Nastykitty1981 June 2, 2015
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Dirty Zamboni

After anal sex whipping your dick clean down your partners spine
That freak I went home with said she liked ice skating so I gave her a dirty Zamboni
by Wreckless138 June 11, 2019
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Dirty Proctor

When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger in there ass
by Stinkyfinger October 6, 2021
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Dirty rockstar

Dirty Rockstar (noun, verb)
When, in a fit of outrageous showmanship, you dramatically flash a full-on prolapsed asshole to your audience — not as a cry for help, but as the encore. The move is less about seduction and more about burning your image into the minds of anyone unlucky enough to make eye contact. Often accompanied by a bow, devil horns, and maybe pyrotechnics if the budget allows.
“Dude, that gig was insane — the lead singer finished the last song, dropped his pants, pulled a Dirty Rockstar, and the crowd still gave him a standing ovation… mostly to leave.”
by Cuckcowboy August 8, 2025
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Dirty keylei

A dirty keylei is when a women she commits sexual activity with her best dude friend .... when he has came she keeps it as a sandwich spread
by Kim taehyseokoyoongi April 18, 2020
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