well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

imagine being so mad that you dislike a post bc it says i hate kuromi these kuromi stans getting too far

Kuromi stan: dislikes a kuromi hate post
Person writing it: well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

by CR7andmessiisGOAT November 4, 2023

fuck your bitch of a mom day

You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her

Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."

Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"

by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 5, 2023

fuck and cover

Sex panic for the a-bomb dropping.

The alarm is going off, we should fuck and cover. The a-bomb is coming.

by tacocat33 November 5, 2023

shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023

A fuck

Something that i dont give

I dont give a fuck

by AntichamberYellow November 6, 2023

San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023

fuck off

I'm done.

Say what? You're an idiot. Fuck off.

by TheRealTedShredder November 7, 2023