National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022

Werewolf Appreciation Day

Werewolf Appreciation Day (aka Werewolf day) is a day where we appreciate werewolves. Werewolf Appreciation Day happens every Friday the 13th.

“Hey bro, did you know that it’s Werewolf Appreciation Day today?”

by Ray_The_Gay November 23, 2021

national appreciate six day

a day where everyone is nice to six bc shes the best person i know.

jupiter: heyoo its national appreciate six day!!
six:what is that
jupiter: haha that was funny bestie

by jupitergayming January 2, 2022

Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage

“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”

by un k n o w n January 30, 2022

National Emmie Day

Wednesday, February 22. Duh

Hmmm, is something happening on February 22?

What like you forgot? It’s National Emmie Day.

by Rrftw February 7, 2023

National Slime Your hb Out Day

When you catch your hb in the wrong place at the wrong time and unfortunately he got to go💔
This holiday is celebrated on February 26th

“Bro u not gon backdoor me today right?”
“Sorry gang it’s National Slime Your hb Out Day, say hi to your grandma for me”

by Arrocion February 23, 2025

pimp of the day

Pimp of the day;a poor man.

That pimp of the day sure looks nervous.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019