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Fuck offery

The amount of fuck offery around here is massive
by JDH121 December 18, 2023
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Bib Cage Incident of 723 fuck

The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.
Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?

Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba
by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023
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Fuck You

A term of endearment towards a friend.
"Fuck you, Johnny." Said Ralph "I fucked your mom last night, you tryna make it a threesome?" Johnny replied
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Fat fucking ass

An individual with an extremely voluptuous derriere
Chad and some of his buddies from the lacrosse team we’re leaving the gym when they noticed an attractive woman. Chad turned to his buddies and said, “ damn…. That’s a fat FUCKING ass.” (Emphasis on the FUCKING)
by Sexycounselor123 July 3, 2023
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Fuck tard

Guy 1: "Bro my dogs a fuck tard he shit in the middle of the damn road"

Guy2: "damn he really is a fucktard"
by The urban 101 July 3, 2023
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Natasha didn't fuck your dad

but you sure did
Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did
by THEREALNATASHA July 5, 2023
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fuck ass punk

a punk who is so fuck assy you just want to punch them in their face.
“dude did you see john?”
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk
by 444faye July 6, 2023
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