National give Jesse anything day

On this day you should give him anything he desires including money. This is a well respected holiday so it should be taken seriously.

It’s National give Jesse anything day so time to give him $10000 for fun

by JessTakesWs October 6, 2023

Cock grab day

Grab somebody’s balls and twist them in October

Cock grab day

by Cock and ball toucher October 6, 2023

First Day of Winter Nude

On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude

Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum

Person 2: Eww no

Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*

by . October 7, 2023

Kiss Jaenke Day

Every Saturday that has an osu game that comes before a browns game

“Yo what day is it”-Nate
“Obviously, Kiss Jaenke Day“ -Jacob

“Your right” - jack
😘

by Hanukkah Harry’s left nut October 7, 2023

National Post Your Arch Pic Day

Oct. 7, National Post Your Arch Pic Day. Post your arch pic and let them niggas know wassup!!

Boy: Whats today?
Girl: ITS NATIONAL POST YOUR ARCH PIC DAY!!!

by PumpkinSlater21 October 7, 2023

national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024

Fuck a burly man day.

Every non-straight man has a pass to sleep with any consenting muscular man.

"Dude, It's Fuck a burly man day."

"Dude, that's awesome."

by AcroGaming April 3, 2024