Not here to fuck spiders

“Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.

“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by URBAN155 July 18, 2022

Fuck on Borrowed Time

Phrase - to stay up late for sex knowing that you will regret it the next day when you are sleep-deprived.

After the concert last night, Dave and I decided to fuck on borrowed time! I know it was a weeknight, but he is so good in bed!

by Estel95 September 29, 2021

Fuck noff

A combination of fuck no and fuck off.

Person 1(The instigator): "Hey, you look mad. Do you want a hug?"

Person 2: "Fuck noff!"

by ShadowStarling November 3, 2022

Fucking Retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.

Josh is fucking retarded.

by andosiubndiuhkn ciuhbdia ckjhb February 14, 2022

Fuck the Niggers

A term Used To Express A Great Hatred Against African Niggas

-Sir, Would You Like To Donate A Dollar To Help Starving Ethiopians?
-NO, FUCK THE NIGGERS !!!

by Diddy likes kids July 2, 2024

fuck buckles

An exclamation mark you say/shout when you fuck something up. Also could be used to throw shade at somebody named buckles.

Bob: Hey Juanietto, you got that tax return done for the upcoming fiscal year?

Juanietto: Oh fuck buckles! No, that completely left my mind. Let me get to that after I complete our annual analytics finished by this afternoon.

by FUCKBUCKLES January 31, 2020

Bib Cage Incident of 723 fuck

The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.

Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?

Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba

by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023