Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

Romani Woods

A guy who only dates white girls. He’s the guy who hates on dark skin women even though he himself is dark skin.

Noah - Hey did you know Romani Woods is dating someone?
Claire - Is she white?

Noah - Yes lol

by applebase45 February 20, 2022

Wood stain

Male cum.

There's wood stain all over my face.

by LighLigh February 24, 2022

Wood

A certain block in minecraft you get at the start of the world.

"Lets go get some wood"

by Loneplar March 1, 2022

wee wood

literally just murdering everyone in your family

i wee wood!

by CHOOCJIE March 4, 2022

Long Wood University

Ah yes Long woo uni where you can go and spend too much money! The food suck the dorms are subpar the town though is very nice. I when to long wood but hell I say STAY FAR AWAY!!! THERES LIKE NOTHING TO DO! YOU EITHER PARTY OR JOIN A FRAT!

Oh hey man what school did you go to?
I used to go Long Wood University.
Oh where is that?
Middle of no where.

by MintFox91 January 22, 2026

Clap wood

Masturbating

Man I woke up with morning wood and had to clap wood for it to subside.

by Ultimate Underdog February 5, 2026