wet punch

A small wet spot (usually due to urine)
on a man's underwear right at the tip of his privates.
Usually happens right after number 1.

John did not end up getting laid with Jane,
after he took off his pants only to reveal wet punch.

by Jonny Mark November 9, 2007

wet nigga's

A bunch of black fellows eating a soggy biscuit.

Wet nigga's party happening tonight gonna get messy

by jaytank November 3, 2013

Wet-suit

The consensual sexual act of hollowing out your lover and wearing the skin as a wet-suit.

All attempts at wet-suitting have ended in 100% death rate for both participates

Oh I am sooo going to wet-suit you tonight.

by The faggot king January 19, 2015

Your Not Wet

A phrase "Jocks" say when dissing on another "Jock". Usually accompanied with "Your not hecka tricycle" and "Your not sick".

:Your retarded.

:Well your not wet!

by The Jock 17 July 26, 2010

A wet noodle

A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off

My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin

by Ni5let #42069 December 10, 2018

Wet Willy

The act of putting your finger in your mouth and then inserting the finger into someones rectum when they do not expect it and screaming, "WET WILLY!"

Bill was sleeping so Jim gave him a wet willy, he then recieved a swift kick in the ass

by ThomasGotHigh January 13, 2011

wet burrito

requiring a body of water, a wet burrito is banging a chick from behind and when you're about to cum, pull out, nut on her back and boot her into the body of water.

She looks like she's jonesin for a wet burrito.

by Wake Jitsu December 31, 2007