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twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)
Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!
by Jameson Ashlee August 31, 2013
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Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location
"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"
by Kirjavah September 25, 2013
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twat gobblin

A girl who eats pussy after cumming multiple times
by stonedsurfer5524 October 3, 2013
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twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 5, 2013
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tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.
Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.
by charlie st. March 9, 2011
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twat rider

a lesbian whore who has sex with women excessively riding the womans twat.
that lesbian is one hot twat rider!!
by woahmanwoah101 March 23, 2011
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Twat Cuddler

Someone who enjoys the finer things in life.
That old man over there that is drinking that 15 year old scotch is a twat cuddler.
by gizmoto August 6, 2011
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