Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by anonymous August 22, 2024

techer twat

When a University of Wyoming student sleeps with multiple Tech students and pretends to hate Tech students.

"Brenda is such a techer twat"

"I know that's like the 8th techer she slept with this week"

by Senior 2012 February 8, 2014

Saggy Twat

A woman that is so well know around that her vagina has its own postcode because its that worn out from popularity

"You dirty Saggy Twat"
"yeah she used to be a Saggy Twat"

by Meggins September 7, 2021

Twat

Emma Bulloch

Eilidh is going to the blame for something retarded that Emma did for attention. This makes Emma a proper Twat.

by Lmal April 13, 2019

English twat

A cunt who commits numerous hate crimes.

Kermit is an English twat, we should demote him.

by Blu wolf 575 December 9, 2019

twat

the opposite of a thot

she is such a twat

by bobbyasarous February 20, 2019

Twat Stopper

An alternate way to say ' tampon', meant to be intentionally offensive to uptight people or amusing to the dirty minded.

My girl is on her period, I got sent to get her some twat stoppers.

by SevenEvils April 18, 2015