kick her to the kerb

The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.

To get your woman out of your life.

If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!

by MaxBrit February 6, 2015

practicing her madonna look

Way to old for the many sexual acts you do to please others.

Looks like grandma's back to practicing her madonna look.

by definedayone May 4, 2015

Get her Jersey

Getting her name and number, the two things found on a baseball jersey.

Tom saw her from across the club and was like "Cracka, I gotta get her jersey!"

by BrosefTheBroLord May 18, 2015

Popped her prune

When ya nail an old bitch

Friend says i popped your sisters cherry comeback i popped your moms prune popped her prune

by Carlycosmos June 12, 2015

Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

Chewing her chicken

The act of nibbling a girls fanny flaps during cunilingus.

Met a bird last night phil, took her home and we had oral sex . She loved it when I was chewing her chicken

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

Buff her chuff

Giving her a good session of anal, coz she's a yoghurty fucker after multiple sex sessions of cum dumping in the vagina. So you decide to use the rear door and "buff her chuff"

I went home with her and she was well up for it. I didn't want to stir someone else's porridge so I decided to buff her chuff

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016