salad fingers

A demented man with the voice of an old woman who gains sexual pleasure from caressing spoons, preferably rusty. Salad fingers, in some unamaginably unamaginable way, is made of salad. He was created by a miserable lump of meaningless, waist of meat, named David Firth, who, without knowing, rules the Universe. He makes me happy. I eat asians. Goodbye you shit.

"I like rusty spoons!"

by Pisshead February 16, 2005

dick fingering

Excessively touching an item or person for any period time

Hey buddy ,stop dick fingering my phone.

by Zilla25 November 23, 2015

Finger Lean

(Noun) Created in the Irish Murray tribe of Clayton, the finger lean is a tradition only that of which devoted constituants of the Tribe can follow.

The Finger Lean is performed by the extention of the index finger on one hand, about 1 foot away from the face. This is followed by a lean into an opposing party and stern words of wisdom.

(Finger Lean) "I want you to know I never gave up hope."

"Watch out with his left hook."

"Good hustle."

"Don't look at my arms."

by Smack Addict February 12, 2005

finger punch

A guy jabs a girl in what would be her Adams Apple while receiving a blowjob to eliminate her gag reflex - note that this does not work.

Jane: (Coughing) We hooked up and that asshole finger punched me in the throat.

by Dermacus December 11, 2010

Dick Finger

The smell you get on your finger after touching the tip, when you're done masterbating.

I gotta stop touching the tip of my junk after wacking off.. I got total Dick Finger!

by Jodelle Michelle April 26, 2015

Finger Butter

What's left on your finger(s) after being in the vagina.

-dude smell my finger
-that smells like finger butter

Good job son your becoming a man

by Rundun October 18, 2011

ninja fingers

A name given to individuals who go above and beyond the average skill for fingers. This name is commonly used to describe a lesbian's skill at fingering their partner.

Person 1- "So gurlie...I heard that you and your girlfriend had an interesting night! How did it go?"
Person 2- "Wow, let me tell you, that girl has got some hardcore NINJA FINGERS."

by Shiggity-wah January 18, 2008