most sincerely dead

From The Wizard of Oz when the Munchkin coroner declares the witch most sincerely dead. Now commonly used for comatose organ donors who have been declared brain dead.

ICU Nurse: "We've got a comatose head trauma with a signed donor card. Just declared brain dead, so you can assemble the harvest team stat."
Transplant coordinator: "How dead is he?"
ICU Nurse: "Oh, he's really most sincerely dead."

by ghostie girl May 11, 2014

Dead Dick December

A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"

Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it

by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023

On yo dead grandma

A term used in a aggressive manner to display your passion in the truth of what you are saying or doing. It is a very escalated version of on my grandma. Not only is it on a grandma, it is yours...and she's dead. (currently or predestined)

dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.

dinkle: *cries* you right.

by KevOnGod May 3, 2021

beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

Dead Guy Car

A collectible car of such high status and limited availability that it doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.

Jerry Seinfeld describes the ’73 Porsche Carrera RS as a dead guy car. Seinfeld says about the RS, “this car doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.” Jerry bought it from a dead guy and he’ll be dead before he let’s it go to the next owner.

by Wrangler of Skanks March 1, 2023

DIS (DEAD IN SPACE)

When lingering, boring conversation is met with silence!!!

Dude: So I was trending Brittany Spears...and did you know she...

Group: Rolls eyes and wtf's

Friend: Dude, that was so..DIS (Dead In Space)

by BMAC This is me ! October 18, 2012

Dead end dick

Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.

I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..

by Darkraven86 April 5, 2020