Texas Sharpshooter

While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further

Babe, that’s the world record for the longest Texas Sharpshooter

by ShitBalls8===D January 30, 2025

Texas twist

Where you give your erect penis a Indian burn in an attempt to ejaculate hard and rough.

I was gooning so hard i gave myself a Texas twist!

Nothing was working, so i gave myself a Texas twist…

by Edging gooner May 10, 2025

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 14, 2018

north texas haunt jaunt

Legit ladies hunting ghosts.

North Texas Haunt Jaunts. We hunt ghosts, not ratings.

by NTxHJ December 21, 2016

damn b texas

Shit hole of the area located near Woodville jasper and warren Texas nothing but meth head crack fiends Mormons and two faced fucktards who sell there mommas left ass cheek for next fix

Your momma is a damn b texas local

by Momaparish15 March 22, 2023

Texas Chaw

The greatest sports team to grace this earth since the '92 cowboys. They drop dick and piss all over .40 core softballs! Their battle cry of "CHAW!!!!!!!", which is screamed after every spectacular double play is rolled or piss missile is launched, can be heard from sea to shining sea.

Jim Adler: What are we gonna name the team?
Tx Hammer: Texas Chaw?
Jim Adler: Sounds awesome...
Tx Hammer: CHAW!!!!!!!!!!!

by MRiDropDick2 August 12, 2010

West Texas Frac Job

A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.

Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!

by WestTexasTick April 02, 2024