Runny Taco

The act of taking a crap on a womans chest and then proceeding to titty fuck her using the poo as lube.

My wife is a dirty whore, so I gave her a runny taco.

by Mandini January 24, 2009

taco grubber

1.a slang term for one who partakes in the act of eating large amounts of tacos.

2. One who is obssessed with mexican food.

Oh man, look at that taco grubber! He would cut off his dong for a burrito and some hot sauce! Dude is seriously eating like 5 beef tacos.

by Stephene June 11, 2006

taco salad

Where you eatin a girls ass and she shits in your mouth then you chew it up (ground beef) and spit it in her pussy then you fuck the pussy and cum all over it(sour cream)then eat it all back up

wow i gave sally the taco salad she said it looked delicious

by Brandon Hell June 7, 2007

Shit Taco

Spreading open the vertical smile and defecating inside of a woman's vagina

Bro 1: Did you know Brenda is a scat lover
Bro 2: What? Really?!?
Bro 1: Yea brah, she let me shit taco her!

by chrisbiz November 5, 2009

trash taco

A folded paper plate with all the left over food, platic ware, and napkins in it that is in your hand before you considerately throw it away.

Matilda didn't want to spill her mess from lunch on Brianna's tablecloth and carpet, so she used her paper plate and made a trash taco out of her leftovers before walking over to the trash.

by Al Cane February 11, 2014

Soggy Taco

The inverse of blue balls. Not dissimilar to when you leave a fresh taco out too long. It gets soggy and not as prime. Same with a woman's vagina. Here's one for gender equality.

She called me for a booty call, I told her sure, but then I got caught up and left her with a SOGGY TACO!

by Jdaking July 8, 2021

Taco Bell

One who looks Mexican however is not.

Dewayne is taco bell. Just like taco bell food its called Mexican but is not.
Do you speak spanish? NO you are such a taco bell

by Nightmare Avalanche November 26, 2013