when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.
by Monopoly mayfair clickbait May 16, 2017
Guy1: Yeah dude I took a Gamer Shower but still lost my comp game
Guy2: Damn, should've brought your gamer towel with you
Guy2: Damn, should've brought your gamer towel with you
by JapanNeverMissed January 18, 2022
The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!
by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 02, 2019
When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.
George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.
by Fat C April 19, 2022
The first beer after a long day of hard work.
Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.
Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.
-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.
Awwwwww.
i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.
Awwwwww.
i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day
by Full Status August 26, 2011
(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.
sweat shower salt perspiration
sweat shower salt perspiration
by MR. Polo1987 September 01, 2015
Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020