Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)

Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"

by ToadNipps November 29, 2020

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Sexy

Someone who you think is very attractive and good looking. You think they’re great and want to be in a relationship with them, but it depends on who that “Sexy” person is and if they really love you or not.

Dude 1: Wow! That girl is so sexy!

Dude 2: Someone’s got a crush. Why don’t you go talk to her?

by Tank-Slushy December 13, 2021

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Sexy-Fluid

Any kind of fluid that is produced in the act of sexual intercourse. A much better way of saying sperm, seamen, jizz, nut, secretion, vaginal fluid, etc.

Guy 1: Will John care if I crash in his bed tonight?
Guy2: Probably not, but i wouldn't. His sheets are probably engulfed in sexy-fluid.

by K-DOG March 19, 2014

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