purple snot

Someone who is a witch (non-magical version), lies, and someone who suffers from O.C.B.D. (Obsessive Cumpulsive Boyfriend Disorder)

"Yes, she used to be my friend, but then she turned into a purple snot."
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend

by SammyDev March 31, 2010

purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

Purple Rain

We are meth cookers and our neighbors seem to be catching on, it might be time to take them out.

I think it's time to Purple Rain these bi***s.

by notcm February 10, 2022

purple

the color of kpop girl group f(x)

Amber: My hair is purple, this is purple, my life is purple.

by iampurple March 30, 2020

purple heart killshot

When smack talk is taking place amongst veterans and a former service member silences the back-and-forth by asking the antagonists how many medals they have? This will leave the antagonistic veteran completely silence as they just took a "Purple Heart Killshot" to the head.

Individual asking the question must have been awarded a Purple Heart or higher.

Uncle Colin was shit talking as usual, then out of no where, Ben hit him with the ol' Purple Heart Killshot. First time I've seen my Uncle shutdown like that.

by Fat C April 18, 2022

Purple

Calling the sky purple might be more fun to some people than calling it blue, but its certainly not setting anybody straight to tell them the sky is purple, or to try and make an argument out of nonsense. Its also not really liberating to anybody to tell them the sky can be purple if they want it to be.

The country is still somewhat free enough that you can call the sky purple instead of blue without having your head examined (though not everybody has the luxury), though it doesn't really liberate anybody or set anybody straight to keep bullshitting them by telling them to try and think the kind of abstract thoughts you want to see them think about.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Purple

Purple is someone who came into your life and made it better by simply being there and they make you feel good. Your life wouldn’t be the same if they weren’t in it

Person 1: I appreciate having them in my life. I don’t know what I would do without them, they make me so happy

Person 2: They’re your purple

by catloco October 20, 2021