The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

Purple Salamander

It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.

Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!

Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?

Joe: As a matter of fact yes!

by Billhaha September 9, 2012

purple

The feeling pre-pebuscent 13 year old nerds would use to describe when they watch how i met your mother on cable tv, and watch free erotica on this site.

Person 1: BRO, you know Julie?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.

by ShutUpBob August 8, 2019

Purple mystic

A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)

Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!

by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022

Purple

Very high grade weed, originates from the purple coloration on some bud caused by Anthocyanins in the weed.

“I paid 15 a gram for this purple, shit better hit like a truck”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.

Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

by Purple is my favorite color April 22, 2018

Purple

Synonym for silly.

“You’re such a silly billy! You two are so purple when you’re around each other.”

“Do you have ADHD?”
“I don’t think so. I’m just really purple.”

by CoolerAndCoolest March 26, 2024