Poo Envy

This happens when your friend tells you he is in desperate need of a turn out and all of a sudden you get who envy and your bum piece starts fluctuating, you immediately think 'where is the nearest toilet?'
Also known as
Bum Yawn Syndrome

Barry "okay leave me alone now I am in desperate need of a poo"
Richard "oh god I've got poo envy now"

by UncleRico1979 September 20, 2014

poo transfer

The Poo Transfer is when you make a poo in another person's butt. Then you shove the poo deep with your tongue into the persons's anus.

The Poo Transfer is why I'm still getting dates.

Lill begged for The Poo Transfer.

by MotorMan February 28, 2009

Poo Kiss

When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.

So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.

by DirtyBradnSteve March 18, 2017

Suzy poo

A dumb bitch named lexi that lives to do stupid stuff and acts like she’s on crack but her friends still love her

Layla: hey look there’s Suzy poo
Miranda: ahh yea she’s a crackhead
Kady: but we still love her
Bryce: she’s a bitch too ngl

by Russianmaster69 March 12, 2020

Peak-A-Poo

The act of covering someone's eyes before showing them your poo.

Guy covers girl's eyes.

Girl: "What's that smell?"

Guy uncovers girl's eyes.

Girl: "Holy fuck it looks like Emperor Palpatine's face!"

Guy: "Peak-A-Poo!"

by Param3dic August 11, 2011

poo log

a large hurtful feces that exits one's butt

My butt hurt for a few minutes after dropping the poo log.

by jjula March 8, 2008

ko poo

To be punched so hard in a UFC match that the recipeant of the pucnch gets diqulified on account that he soiled his draws.

Omg that was a KO poo!!!

by Seize the Carpe March 10, 2009