Pizza Shower

This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.

Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.

by ChodeFilA June 3, 2022

Pizza panda

A panda that tosses and turns pizzas. He is the ultimate pizza panda. The pizza panda is more emotionally expressive than the pizza bandit. The pizza panda grew up with a deceased father.

"Chad is the ultimate pizza panda. I heard that the pizza bandit grew up with a dead dad.

by anonymous October 4, 2025

The Pizza Hut High Five

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain this to us.

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain The Pizza Hut High Five.

by WalterWhitesPhD December 10, 2023

Tuscan pizza roll

When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.

John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.

by Tattedpiggies August 16, 2022

Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

Tony’s Pizza

The best pizza restaurant in the northwest area, located in Beecher, Illinois. It beats any other pizza restaurant in the Chicago area. The previous owner, Tony passed away at the beginning of 2020 and will go down in history. His grandson, Nick, has become the certified owner.

Randy: God damn man I’m feeling some pizza today!
Larry: Fuck yeah dude. Tony’s Pizza has the best pizza, and I’ve heard that from hella people too.
Randy: Hell yeah that place is fire

by Pizza_Legend091 October 1, 2020

pizza grease

Pizza grease is the various bodily fluids that accumulate in the folds and creases of the nether regions, eventually staining the bedsheets during and especially after sexual intercourse. See also quim or, as read in Achewood, "dunk oil."

I need to do a load of laundry; I don't know if I'm depressed or just lazy, but I've been sleeping in pizza grease for days.

by Boswell's Johnson December 7, 2016