Wank You

A compliment for wankers.

Wank you very much.

by gregben March 14, 2022

Bombay wank

When a man eats hot Bombay mix and then proceeds to pleasure himself

Wow that was a hot Bombay wank!

by Rave at home April 04, 2015

Wank rags

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror

"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)

by PeterMannion May 01, 2019

Wank Breathing

Similar to breathing styles in Demon Slayer: Wank Breathing is controlling your breathing so you can wank quietly without breathing heavily.

This style of breathing is utilized when a young male lives with others, but still must get one out.

“Wank Breathing, Second Form: 5 Stroke Finish!”

by w0n_t0n June 02, 2021

one night wank

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.

Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.

by Shaggy_Magic December 03, 2018

wank socket

A wank socket is a females genitalia

Oh I'd love to have a go of that wank socket

by TRIGGBLOKE June 04, 2021

wank rat

A wank rat is someone that goes around trying to get off everyday any time any place. Similar to a fuck boy. Also may give off nasty odor.

Look at Scott once a rank rat always a rank rat
Dont go to that party just a bunch of wank rats

by All American Dream Boy November 09, 2015