Job Defier

General term for someone with face/neck tattoos, forbidding them from most career paths that they likely have no wish in pursuing anyway. Therefore they are a "Job Defier"

: Damn! Look at that hood ass mexican with all the face ink!
: That's a job defier for you, letting everyone know he's banging until the day he dies. Or most likely until he gets locked up for good.

by Graea August 21, 2013

comb job

When your hair is styled via bodily fluids of another mammal.

My girl just gave herself a mohawk with the comb job i gave her.

by Kenny G Loggins April 8, 2012

Jewelry Job

The act of putting multiple rings bracelets or necklaces on your dick and getting a blowjob or handjob

My girl loves jewelry so much she put all of it on my dick and gave me a Jewelry Job

by sedmann420 December 5, 2011

job cake

stands for "Resume"

boy 1- when are going for the interview?
boy 2- gotta prepare my job cake first.

by retromonkey February 21, 2011

beef job

Slang for cunnilingus.

I really wanted to impress your mom so I gave her the best beef job of her life.

by Holla D March 4, 2011

Robo-Job

A hand-job given to a human by a robot.

Things you wish a robot could do: "Give me a Robo-Job!"

by japaneserobot123 March 14, 2011

park jobbed

when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.

Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.

by loulemming August 3, 2011