sticks m legy out real far 

The phrase "sticks m legy out real far" was first used as a caption for a picture of a cat stretching his leg outwards. Now, it's mainly known as a meme, and you can sometimes find it on any photo of an animal sticking its leg out.

picture of a cat sticking its leg out

Caption: sticks m legy out real far

sticks m legy out real far by andrew_irl February 9, 2021

I'm literally about to snap 

I really am

The void is losing my name I'm literally about to snap

I'm literally about to snap by Milaggo July 10, 2021

Santiago M.

Santiago is the cutest person in the world and every picture of him is adorable.

His gf: “look at this picture of Santiago M.”
Everyone: “omg hes so cuteeeeee”

Santiago M. by wapppad November 7, 2021

Shrihan M. 

Has literally infinite rizz

Usually wears glasses

They are usually Bulls Fans
Actual GOAT in Speech and Debate
Gives the worst trade proposals in fantasy

W rizz

Very funny

Did I mention W rizz?

“Who has the most rizz in this school?”

Everyone including Dwayne The Barack Johnson: “SHRIHAN M.”

Shrihan M. by Bcndjdhhdhdhd December 12, 2022

i'm going to phalanx you macedonian style 

I'm going to defeat you with the utmost originality and perfection.

Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.

i'm going to phalanx you macedonian style by TDMORGAN December 16, 2015

I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit

When you’re about to SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

HEY JERMENY I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT

I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit by Oral Anul February 13, 2020

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull 

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull by WatterBottles February 10, 2022