by Wall·e September 5, 2022

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS
Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS
Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.
by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019

She has long luscious legs.
person 1: wow she is so fast and gorgeous
person 2 : ya that’s ava, she has long luscious legs 😏😏
person 1: wow she is so fast and gorgeous
person 2 : ya that’s ava, she has long luscious legs 😏😏
by laci soade guby November 25, 2020

random employee: "this is a long and fast paced environment"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"
by morting September 5, 2025

by comrade323 October 18, 2015
