Jay Smittyder

Jay Smitty is a scholar and a gentlemen. He sports a generous meat sword with great torque and penetration efficiency. He looks like one of those fuckin crickets off Men in Black yet strangely reminds me of a ruggedly handsome Idris Elba. His career as a QB has ended but his talent unfortunately never existed. He is a prime example of a degenerate gambler long ass elbow cocksucker, but I commend him on his luscious skin tone and dry ass knee caps. Jay Smittder is a fuck!! A fuckin dawg!! P.s. Let’s get weird.
You’re dry ass being a Jay Smittyder”
by TobyFuckinTobinson May 19, 2024
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National jay day

Post jay on ur story every October 3
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Jay mendoza

Hes a JR thats half taco, half pupusa comedian who usually makes you laugh out loud when he says “perooo jaaaa!” Went from vine and now to tiktok. Hes a taco pupusa legend!
Jay mendoza pero jaaaa!!
by Da mean one November 23, 2021
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Jay pillow

A pillow that is used between your legs when you sleep in the nude.
I slept over at Carley's house last night and I used her Jay pillow whilst sleeping in the spare bedroom.
by Smack attack March 19, 2022
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The jay leno

To have a person insert their chin in your bum or vagina
That dude gave me the jay leno” “please jay leno me”
by thick daddy August 01, 2023
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A Jay

Doing “a jay” is being super slow , slower than a snail 🐌, doing a jay is the slowest form of any movement both within the physical and mental categories.

When someone is “doing a jay” they are often lagging in real time with their thought process being back in the 1980’s. Unfortunately the only way to fix yourself from “doing a jay” is finding something sharp to jump on or if your close to a highway finding oncoming traffic to say hello to by walking towards it would be sufficient.
Hey dude stop doing a jay we are trying to defeat duriel!!! Get in the bloody dungeon NOW
by Morningstar666goat November 26, 2023
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IMP Jay

a mobile fortnite player who shits on by aimboting his opponents
Dammit, IMP Jay, ur aim is so fuckin op
by Jayrr July 26, 2020
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