human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open on your asscrack, until their face and mouth are covered in shit, and your anus is lukewarm, almost sopping wet but not quite; using the persons face as toilet paper.

I used him for human efficiency

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

Human Pinata

A human pinata is like a regular pinata except instead of bashing a nonliving pinata with a stick, you bash a human with a stick over and over again. Just like when candy pops out, you succeed by making guts and blood pop out. If the human dies, you know you did it correctly.

Viva de Human Pinata! Yay!!!

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

Humanities

A typical American class usually recognized by having an unreasonable amount of reading on terrible books, essays on weird as hell topics, and an unlimited amount of work that only leads to all nighters and procrastination.

Chad: yo bro wanna hang out later today
Chand: Nah bro i got this humanities book to read it was due yesterday
Chad: what about next weekend?
Chand: nah bro i gotta right some bbq or dbq idk what its called about the colonization of mcdonalds
Chad: bro what the hell is wrong with your class lmao

by TypicalAsianStudent1337 October 4, 2021

Free Range Human

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.

After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.

by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020

Human

its yourself you dumbass why the fuck you searching this up

Yes im a human not cat IDIOT

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Sub-human

Anyone who is a member of the LGBT community.

That sub-human piece of garbage ruined the day with its whining.

by Crusader_001 February 18, 2024