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Patterson Mill High School 

land of the feinds, home of the HUSKY NATION!!! You walk into the school to see the bright minds of the future and the clean building. You smell something in the distance, you see a fog start to emerge over the horizon of Tech way. You head for the bathrooms, the source, only to find five pinheads vaping some nic and weed. You obviously look and stare suprised as the new kid in the school, shay approaches and ask "Yo you wanna hit this, called mango madness". You take the vape and the dab pen and vape it at the same time, staying fucked up till 2pm when you get out only to drive your mini cooper and crash it twice... in two weeks.... come on jeremy. You have instant reputation at all the parties, fucking all the football players and smoking crack after the fed banned vaping.
New transfer student "Chad": Yo, where all the Patterson Mill High School parties at.
Slut: Yo its at Liams house bro, bring the keg.
Chad: That shits greasy man.

Football Dude: I hate winning
Patterson Mill High School by MatCros September 13, 2019
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West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North 

A school located in the state where absolutely nothing happens: New Jersey. The building of education is overrun by ginders, and it is 80% Asian. You will get slapped if you have less than a 102% in any subject. It has the money to pay for not one but TWO ice cream vending machines yet it doesn’t have the dough to fix the goddamn ac and heater. At least it’s better than South because we actually have walls.
Mom: What did you get on your test at West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North today?
Child: uhh... *stutters* a 100%
Mom: Really? Two can play at that game. *twap*

Liberty North High School 

School full of nic-heads, and pot-heads. They can party hard even though they suck at sports.
I go to Liberty North High School, any of you guys have a juul? Or dab pen?

Miami Trace High School 

Miami Trace High School located in Eber, Ohio

Where you can vape in the restroom and won’t get in trouble.
Example: Miami Trace High School Example: let’s vape in the restroom maybe the principal will join us.

Don Soffer High School 

Shitty ass school run by old farts
U goin to don soffer high school?
yea that garbage
Don Soffer High School by Messi800 December 9, 2019

Jesse C. Carson High School

Dude there are a shit ton of furries at Jesse C. Carson High School!
we need to legalize furry gunting

Northrop High School 

Northrop high school in indiana is the school that parents recommend but students don’t. It is the place where there is 4-5 fights every week. The freshman think they rule the school. The staff thinks we are all typical teenagers that are failing. The meals are WACK and you’re eating a spicy chicken sandwich everyday. At this school there are great STOOPID teachers. It is a place full of cockroaches. Coming to this school will result in anxiety, getting annoyed by people that stop to talk in the halls, fake friends, and failing classes. But it’s okay because “our vision is to be the school of choice and a source of community pride. our mission is to educate all students to high standards enabeling them to become productive responsible citizens” You will also hear that every morning at this school. Did i forget that there will be unfunny events every few months that people go to just to get out of class? And that covers this lame ass depressing school that it looked at as the better of the schools🤥
northrop high school is a place to see weird kids running down the halls like and airplane and think to yourself about how much you hate the school