Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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"You have my axe."
"You have my axe."
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Get the Boss, I have bad news mug.Jackie Weaver – if you recall the dialogue from the jaw-droppingly chaotic parish council meeting – had “no authority” to remove councillors from the meeting. “No authority at all.”
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by iwanttodrawahouse January 5, 2023
Get the Jackie didn't have the Authority mug.TO CRY LIKE A BITCH ALL DAY AND NIGHT UNTIL THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT. RUMBLERS USUALLY ENTAIL LENGTHY PERIODS OF REFFERING BACK TO THE SUBJECT MAKING SURE NOBODY FORGETS THEIR REQUEST. THEY DO NOT STOP MOANING AND CONTINUE TO WHINE MORE THAN A WOMAN ON THE RAG. (GEO RELATED)
GUY 1 - WHERE IS IT? I WANT IT NOW!
GUY 2 - NOT UNTIL YOU BEHAVE
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU JUST GIVE ME IT
GUY 2 - NO.
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU THEN IM LEAVING
GUY 2 - HAHAHA HES HAVING A RUMBLE
GUY 2 - NOT UNTIL YOU BEHAVE
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU JUST GIVE ME IT
GUY 2 - NO.
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU THEN IM LEAVING
GUY 2 - HAHAHA HES HAVING A RUMBLE
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