Got Probed

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017

You don’t got the balls

This means you are to afraid to do somthing

Some guy: I bet you don’t got the balls to ask her out on A date

by Biggest brain November 29, 2023

I Got My Sinovac Shot

The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.

In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.

by MathPlus March 26, 2021

Got all your lamps in one submarine

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!

by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024

got

In Toronto slang, this means mentally paranoid. Use in street slang as someone who is extremely paranoid.

"That nigga is got! Watch him do some foolish shit and land himself 25 to life"

by AnotherMan231 June 24, 2022

got die

to get brutally fucked up by alcohol, drugs or STD's.

"wheres tido this morning?"
"He got die last night"
OR
"Live or Get Die"

by crico69er December 30, 2008

Got Quirked

The act of giving a grown man a swirley and banging his head off the toilet and after he gets up proceeding to knock him out all while having a fat lip of grizzley in your mouth

That guy at the bar nut tapped me so I dragged him in the bathroom and quirked his ass.

You got quirked punk.

by Girthy swinger December 29, 2024