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douch stick

someone who acts like a douch but is being a major asshole pissin people off. it's worse than being called a douch bag beacause it's the part of the douch that goes in the dirty stanky nasty pussy. commenly used by women who have fishy pussy, who are sluts and whores
stop being a fucking douch stick or your a fucking douch stick
by kittylette September 8, 2007
mugGet the douch stickmug.

Ghost Douche

when your playing halo with one of yours friends, and he wont get out of the damn ghost!
by composedbuffalo January 13, 2010
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douche towel

1 A person who is lame or sucks. 2 a towel used for ,drying a vagina after doucheing.
"Why is Joey being a douche towel"?

What a douche towel.

I wonder if thats Katys douche towel?
by mongloid sterngth June 4, 2009
mugGet the douche towelmug.

douche-chilliest

When ranking douche chill moments, this term is used for the worst one.
The time that news anchor said keep fucking that chicken had to be the douche-chilliest moment in TV history!
by Nappy Ho DiMaggio May 21, 2010
mugGet the douche-chilliestmug.

Douche Buggy

VW bug with a bidet. Variation of a dune buggy for the muff who's hygienically obsessed.
After screwing on the beach, Mary was happy she could rinse out her snapper in the Douche Buggy.
by Esoteric303 January 31, 2010
mugGet the Douche Buggymug.

Douche bag

Straight, fashion concious males who over stress about their hair styles and mannerisms particularly around females. Wairing Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropastale, or American Eagle are all acts of beinga douche bag. Also, rolling up ones sleeves, popping ones collar, wairng sunglasses at night or in the dark, or flipping ones hair are all acts of being a douche bag.
We saw the kid come out of Hollister with two full bags of polos. What a douche bag.

The kid was flipping his hair and not making eye contact while talking to my girlfriend in a douche bag manner.
by Beastoppotimus December 20, 2009
mugGet the Douche bagmug.

Douch drip

Douch drip is the remaining drips of douch from a used douch bag, or the remaining drips of the nozzle from the douch bag. Its is worst to be called a douch drip then a douch bag.
Man, I hate that guy so much. He's not even worth to be called a douch bag. he 's more like the reamining douch drips
by BiG KaLi MoB June 10, 2009
mugGet the Douch dripmug.

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