Bitch Clown

1) A person who constantly embarrasses themselves on national television by being a hypocritical count

2) a potato

3) Brian Stelter

I begrudgingly watched the latest Reliable Sources. I really wish I hadn't. BS is such a bitch clown.

by habibiwhoeatsass January 14, 2021

cat clown

a person who has a characteristics of a clown and a cat which includes whiskers, big red nose and claws

Lauren drew a picture of a cat clown and Caroline got offended.

by mistletoechips December 22, 2008

Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.

Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?

by MalumLibrum958 May 20, 2024

Clowne

Someone who doesn’t know what’s going on, true space cadet, love them to death. But fuck they hurt to talk to.

Matthew Murphy is a clowne

by J&E_DC March 17, 2022

giggly goon clown

a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.

oh man, I can’t believe I got visited by the giggly goon clown

by cockbounce November 13, 2023

Clown bank

A collection of someone's stupidity.

There is another one for your clown bank.
Don't be a clown bank!

by Shamwowpets February 15, 2024

bouncing out a clown

The act of defecation. Sometimes known as "putting a baboon into orbit" or " launching a monster."

"Hey, have you seen Eric the boy vampire?"
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025