by L0sTy aka Gaia November 28, 2024

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015

An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014

A slutty whore who sings scary-oke at the bar regularly prowling for any guy that will pay attention to her poor me story
by thebetterbitch November 26, 2024

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.
by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018

The Cramer Bar is a candlestick named after the legendary stock analyst Jim Cramer that appears on a candlestick chart whenever Jim Cramer says "Buy Buy Buy". Most of the time these bars are giant red candlesticks that represent the selling of the stock. The Cramer Bar can also be a large green candlestick indicating that the stock is being bought immediately after Jim Cramer says "Sell Sell Sell". Jim Cramer has a massive influence over retail investors so it is no surprise that institutional investors will often take advantage of the liquidity that Jim brings to the market.
by Methodical May 24, 2024
