Air Kenpo

Practising Air Kenpo is a form of martial arts and movement in which the artists pretends to perform Kenpo Karate techniques. Techniques while performed on a fall-guy or uki have no contact whatsoever. The "Meaningful Dialogue" principle can not reciprocated with the defenders self defence technique. Usually this form of Kenpo Karate stems from fear of hurting the fall guy. It give the practitioner a false sense of legitimacy of the art and their ability to perform in real life situations. This is not exercising control during exchange of fall guy/practitioner, but merely "going through the motions." It is sometimes beneficial to both the fall-guy/practitioner to experience some contact of hitting and being hit.

You need to start hitting, this is not Air Kenpo

by RobbieStJean March 24, 2013

Hot Air Ballooning

When you wear a xxxL t-shirt to take a bm and you pull the bottom over your legs and put your head inside the neck hole so you can enjoy the smell

I walked in on Scott while he was on the toilet and caught him hot air ballooning!

by Mr Moclass November 25, 2016

Air Dragon

when you try to shoot your cum into a girls nose but you shoot air instead

Jack gave an air dragon to a maddie

by SmallSausageEater December 4, 2023

Sealed Air Corp

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”

by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021

Doggy Style Air

The waft of bodily aromas your nostrils receive whilst busting it wide open from the posterior

I was balls deep when that doggy style air hit. Passed out and smashed my head on the nightstand. We haven’t talked since

We were just fuckbuddys until I really got that doggystyle air. Now we’re married

That doggy style air had me busting like a firehose

by Sensei Crease January 17, 2024

Air Digger

A person who unknowingly looks like they are jerking off penis's with their hands when talking or giving a speech.

Person 1 - Bro look that dude is grade A Air Digger

Person 2 - Holy shit dude your right he is a professional Air Digger.

by The Air Digger April 15, 2024

I'll take my question off the air

in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member

Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm

by mankthetank May 26, 2016