Jew

Parker byer himself

Parker’s a Jew

by Yepper April 4, 2023

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

cannoe jew

the opposite of boat Mormon

I am not a cannoe jew

by cracked7toilet December 2, 2019

Jew Nippers

A collection of random related and unrelated young people who visit your home for a day or two and end up staying for months.

Derived from the symbolism for the Juniper plant's hardy nature and evergreen leaves have made it a symbol of “endurance and safeguarding” or in practical terms “protection of the elderly “

When are you Jew Nippers moving on ? I need to renovate the kitchen

by YourReelMum April 5, 2024

Kung Jew

Another kyke martial art. Just like Jew Jitsu. Refer to my other definition.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Kung Jew!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary September 30, 2025

Jews

I don't have any problem with the jews that I don't have with the christians or muslims. I don't dislike the religions. I actually rather enjoy the stories and the extended lore. It's the God that I detest.

Hym "Come on Jews are you functionally equivalent to a Jesus in your religion or aren't you? Inquiring minds are dying to know!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Riding Jew

Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back

Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front

Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew

by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022