Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.

As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.

by Sew Jew January 11, 2024

Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.

Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.

by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019

Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed

I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself

by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023

Jew Klux Klan

When you use race or semitic origins as a way to gage or increase the yield of truth or evidence in a debate.

"Well the scholar is jewish, he opt to know more about the old testament!" Hey! This is a Jew Klux Klan fallacy.

by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk March 30, 2025

Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare

imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?

by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022

jew pill

Someone who has taken the jew pill realizes how jews own and exploit the banks, the media, the government, etc

Mike: Do jews really control everything?
Jason: Yeah. I took the jew pill after learning the truth.
Mike: I took the jew pill too! I’m finally free!

by Timmy Noscope May 14, 2024

Jew

James Addesso.

My names James Addesso and I’m a jew

by Funnyguysnhighfives July 7, 2025