cleaning meat

The act of masturbating.

"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."

by DBooze September 2, 2016

Meat boat

Double stuffed chalupa

Can you order me a meat boat at Taco Bell?

by Willowmom July 12, 2017

meat casing

when you leave lube on your dick and it dries over night leaving a meat casing. close to chaffing

my dick still hurts for the meat casing that i got from your mom last night.

by vietnomnomnom May 18, 2011

Dans Meat

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”

by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021

recycled meat

When a dude tries getting some from you after already having hooked up with half your friends.

“michelle I can’t believe he would ask me out after hooking up with half my friends...what a DBag I’m all set with that recycled meat.”

by Gator_Eyes February 20, 2021

cheat meat

1) Dieter person who uses meat as their cheat item
2) When you’re searching for external meat products
3) Based off the Landjägger sausage from Europe, a cheat meat is your fuel to continue hunting
4) The person you're cheating with

I was exhausted in the woods and lonely, so I went for my cheat meat to give me energy to continue on.
-or-
I can't believe you're still using that cheat meat.

by MeatSteakGermanMeat June 15, 2018

meat watcher

Someone who is obsessed with watching a dudes package trying to see if it’s a big one or not.

Savannah Rose is a meat watcher! She’s obsessed with going to the bars and checking out the dudes packages.

by MizGriz69 May 12, 2022