Internet

A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.
Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?
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dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck
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(adj.) fake, not real, not actually
"She's pretty famous."
"Real famous or internet famous?"

"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"

"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"

"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"
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Internet is where the insane people go to have fun
John is insane cause he used the internet
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the internet the magical limitless well of information and damnation your on right now
the internet is a very horrible place full of broken dreams and porn fanatics
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An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.
Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!

Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.
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The secret form of a dictionary everyone abuses.
The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"
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