Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.

As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.

by Sew Jew January 11, 2024

Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew

Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool

by ~!#!U#B!P February 13, 2020

Jew Mac

Homemade Jewish Mac and cheese with hotdogs

I don’t want any Jew Mac mom

by March 31, 2024

platinum Jew

The peak of judaism some one who has reached the level of platinum Jew has awakened there Jew powers like mind control and jewellery making

Jack graff is a platinum jew

by Silver Jew February 22, 2025

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

Jew Line

Jew line is the jewish version of the Jaw line of the aryans. An indicator to meassure the jewness

Cool bro: Yo look at that jew line, he needs that shower.

by The Jew anti-zionist December 13, 2024

The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 09, 2021