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Riding Jew

Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back
Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front

Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022
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Progressives only care about Jews

Hym "Name one quality the people they advocate for have... That they do not share with the Jews. Ethnic Minority? Check. Immigrant? Check. Historically a political under-class? Check. Victims of genocide? Check. Progressives only care about jews. Their defense of other special interest groups serves only as proxy for jew defense. Didn't I say that that was how empathy actually works? You only 'empathize' (meaning understand what a person thinks or feel without them telling you and responding with the appropriate response) with people who act as a proxy for the self IN DIRECT PROPORTIONS and to the extent the other people act as a proxy to the self. That is why they are so obsessed with empathy but that doesn't stop them from only doing it selecting and in a way that is (ultimately) egocentric."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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Jews vs Catholics

A variation of Freeze tag where three people play as children one person a rabbi and one person a priest. The priest molests the children making them freeze, the rabbi unfreezes them and the children have try not to get molested
by Funny ape June 27, 2022
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Jews First

I thought America First meant no wars. I thought it meant America decides. Didn't WE just bomb the Houthi's? If AMERICA wanted to bomb Iran... Then AMERICA would have bombed Iran... INSTEAD... Israel bombed Iran and AMERICA is covering their for ass.
Hym "So really it isn't AMERICA first. It's JEWS first. How does America first somehow mean the Jews make decisions and then America just does whatever Israel wants? We need to cut off the tap to Israel immediately. They are a waste of time and money. But you know who ISN'T that? ME! I always deliver. And unlike Israel, I am American. Unlike Trump I have never betrayed my cause or my people. I also wasn't friends with pedophiles. I condemned pedophiles and molesters."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
mugGet the Jews Firstmug.

White jew

"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.
Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"
by wakkadoodooo November 26, 2021
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cannoe jew

I am not a cannoe jew
by cracked7toilet December 2, 2019
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Jew Nippers

A collection of random related and unrelated young people who visit your home for a day or two and end up staying for months.

Derived from the symbolism for the Juniper plant's hardy nature and evergreen leaves have made it a symbol of “endurance and safeguarding” or in practical terms “protection of the elderly “
When are you Jew Nippers moving on ? I need to renovate the kitchen
by YourReelMum April 5, 2024
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