David

/ˈdeɪvɪd/
name of the most precious person.

"I will love David forever and ever and ever."

by user-3lu5in September 20, 2024

David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 24, 2025

David

Lmao yo is that really your name??? 😭😭😭woWwww

So the baby was born and the first thing you think of is DAVID????

by Divad Revira November 24, 2021

DAVID VEAL

A geneticist who roams the area of Bristol (UK), also the single most powerful force the universe has ever seen with the ability to lyse every cell within 50 metres just by sneezing.

Man I got lucky yesterday DAVID VEAL sneezed on me, cured that growth on my arm

by Fuchsie October 18, 2012

david zinger

infinite expansion

david zinger stop eating mcdonalds

by dictionary12133214 May 23, 2022

David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.

"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

David loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020