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Texas Holder

A sex position where you put 1 bullet into a revolver and spin the cylinder. You then put the revolver into her asshole and shoot if the bullet doesn't come out then you fuck her if not you hold down the fort until the cops come
by guacamolepen15 May 21, 2019
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.
Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!
by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019
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Texas fold 'em

And now my sixth straight Texas fold 'em. Great.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
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Plano Texas

This Is the home of the 3 Highschools in one city, based on my Favorite porn of 2 girls one cup, but it is much worse considering how bad we are at sports versus how good we could be. West people are more wealthy and do mad drugs, East is poor and does drugs, and central is becoming ghetto as well. Plano Texas is a booming city with Toyota headquarters and stonebriar mall, RIP COLLIN CREEK.
Yo bro what school is the best in Plano Texas? “Definitely Central because they have the best drug hookups.”
by CoochieObtainer May 30, 2019
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Texas Cheesesteak

A smelly puss or when u shit in a girls puss and then fuck her
Oh yeah me and my gf tried texas cheesesteak last night, or my gf got a texas cheesesteak
by LGF FootSock August 16, 2019
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texas hold up

When someone in Texas comes to a dead stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason.
Ah dang it Bertha, slow down!! There’s a Texas Hold Up
by cuevasdemurcialagos August 30, 2019
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A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.
Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.
by dumbcherub September 7, 2019
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