Milkshake Snake

As in same as being a milkshake duck but this milkshake is a bad man you should never have trusted that is a total wanker, a loser that pretended to be boyfriend material.

Person 1: I'm not with Roger anyone,

person 2: another milkshake Snake, huh?

by 4a1000years June 17, 2018

sand snake

A sex act wherein a penis is dipped in sand and then fellatio is performed on it.

Man, Ellaria gave wicked sand snake last night. I can still feel the burn.

My teeth feel all gritty like I just ate spinach because I gave my boyfriend a sandsnake.

by sandsnakes October 17, 2017

Snake

Someone who pretends to be your mate but actually goes behind your back and back stabs you

That Owen Hart is a snake

by BigScottyp September 30, 2018

Snake River Dam Breaker

When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.

Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.

by Dawulferine April 17, 2019

celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it

Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."

by u shit fuck February 5, 2012

Snake

Those people (usually kids) at a skatepark who cut riders off in the middle of a sesh.

Guy 1: That kid just cut you off!
Guy 2: I know! What a snake!

by RedForsberg March 26, 2021

Somalian Snake Screw

You put a dick in someone's ass until they can't hold their shit any longer, then you go in and out fast, creating a spray of feces.

She was being annoying so I gave her a Somalian Snake Screw.

by hoefarr September 26, 2025