Rusty Poolnoodle

When a guy and girl do anal and she clenches so hard his foreskin tightens and squeezes his penis like it is in a pool noodle

We tried anal for the first time and she clenched so hard my foreskin felt like I was fucking a rusty poolnoodle

by aandrew16 July 22, 2022

The Rusty Ravine

An unfortunate state in indirect communication (e.g. text message, voice mail, social media post) when a given message warrants more than an immediate low-thought reply (e.g. "lol", "so true") but not enough for the receiver to actually schedule time to provide a proper response. Often these messages are then never addressed, leaving the sender to think they've been missed or unappreciated. This is exactly the opposite intent from the receiver who actually desired to deliver a thoughtful reply but never got around to it.

I've stuck my old high school buddy in the Rusty Ravine more times that I care to admit! He must think I don't care, but it's actually that I _do_ care.

by scr0tty June 9, 2021

Rusty Prospector

The action of digging a rusty spoon into a mans ballsack and removing the testicles by scoop

mess with me again and ill give you the rusty prospector

by ARandomPornhubUser June 9, 2018

Rusty

When an individual is no longer a delicate child but is an adult or on their way to adulthood.

Aged, matured, older, grown

Tyrone, get yo’ rusty behind up out of bed and do these dishes.

by athena411 March 20, 2021

rusty plusty

An old fat ass

He’s a rusty plusty, over the hill and as big as a mountain.

by rbmmblnd August 22, 2022

Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022