rusty reno

1) the name of a conservative Catholic theologian and editor of First Things. He is excellent.
2) A sexual act which involves performing Catholic-approved sex while scaling the side of rock cliff in one of the Dakotas. Specifically, this act requires the male and female to be embraced in sexual congress, as it involves the male partner thrusting the female partner up the rock face. Reciting the rosary during the duration of this act is not required, but it is widely recommended and will increase the possibility that God will grace you with the gift of a child to retake America for throne and altar.

Jack and Jill did the rusty reno and now they have 5 kids.

by BillyBobJackJill December 15, 2016

rusty school bus

While in the process of looking for a school bus, poop and roll over someone as in to mimic a tire

Bro I was railin her while she was googling busses and naturally the rusty school bus came out of the bag of tricks.

by Dursty February 18, 2017

Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.

My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!

by Fattymicgee December 07, 2023

rusty spivot

When you put your finger in that place and give someone a Hardee's thick burger for putting up with your fun time.

where did you get that lunch John?

Oh, from a man in the alley who gave me a rusty spivot. Worth it.

by Mortymortician November 11, 2015

rusty socket

Simple a vagina that has not seen active service in a long time

Rumour has it that she has a rusty socket

by Manuals and Spaniels August 27, 2017

Rusty shotgun

When a someone is giving you a hearty rim job whilst reaching around and fondling your balls like a gun handle and pulling your penis shaft with the other hand just like cocking a pump action shotgun .. This action is a variant of the rusty trombone

Sally gave me a rusty shotgun the other night and it felt great

by Spanky667 January 01, 2014

Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.

My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.

by CGHDun December 02, 2021