Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.
Not to be confused with farty marty
Not to be confused with farty marty
Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.
One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004
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by Seize the Carpe March 10, 2009
Get the ko poo mug.This happens when your friend tells you he is in desperate need of a turn out and all of a sudden you get who envy and your bum piece starts fluctuating, you immediately think 'where is the nearest toilet?'
Also known as
Bum Yawn Syndrome
Also known as
Bum Yawn Syndrome
Barry "okay leave me alone now I am in desperate need of a poo"
Richard "oh god I've got poo envy now"
Richard "oh god I've got poo envy now"
by UncleRico1979 September 20, 2014
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by MotorMan February 28, 2009
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May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.
May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.
"dang bro i curled out a real processed poo this morn! bitch was stuck up all in me"
"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"
"true, true"
"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"
"true, true"
by Fulke_Greville August 23, 2011
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by frick kassidi March 17, 2019
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Girl: "What's that smell?"
Guy uncovers girl's eyes.
Girl: "Holy fuck it looks like Emperor Palpatine's face!"
Guy: "Peak-A-Poo!"
Girl: "What's that smell?"
Guy uncovers girl's eyes.
Girl: "Holy fuck it looks like Emperor Palpatine's face!"
Guy: "Peak-A-Poo!"
by Param3dic August 11, 2011
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