pooing problem

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty

Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.

by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004

Poo Kiss

When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.

So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.

by DirtyBradnSteve March 18, 2017

Suzy poo

A dumb bitch named lexi that lives to do stupid stuff and acts like she’s on crack but her friends still love her

Layla: hey look there’s Suzy poo
Miranda: ahh yea she’s a crackhead
Kady: but we still love her
Bryce: she’s a bitch too ngl

by Russianmaster69 March 12, 2020

Peak-A-Poo

The act of covering someone's eyes before showing them your poo.

Guy covers girl's eyes.

Girl: "What's that smell?"

Guy uncovers girl's eyes.

Girl: "Holy fuck it looks like Emperor Palpatine's face!"

Guy: "Peak-A-Poo!"

by Param3dic August 11, 2011

wangle-poo

Some thing that workes but fucks up when you really need it.

Wangle-poo my nan had cancer and i need the money but she pulled though damm

by jingle joy August 14, 2009

poo log

a large hurtful feces that exits one's butt

My butt hurt for a few minutes after dropping the poo log.

by jjula March 8, 2008

ko poo

To be punched so hard in a UFC match that the recipeant of the pucnch gets diqulified on account that he soiled his draws.

Omg that was a KO poo!!!

by Seize the Carpe March 10, 2009