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Speed Bag the Pickle

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.
by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025
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A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
mugGet the Jelly bean and pickle sandwichmug.

Pickle Fuck

That moment when you insert a cucumber into a female's vagina and it comes out as a pickle.
Ben only pickle fucks his wife on the third Saturday of each month.
by wafflefuck March 20, 2015
mugGet the Pickle Fuckmug.

in their pickle

Sitting in their pickle (phrase)

When someone’s scared or nervous about a situation, so they quietly lay low, soaking in their own worry or helplessness like a pickle in juice, just watching it all go down ’cause they know they can’t do anything about it.
meanwhile revelation sitting in their pickle thinking he has his ducks in line 🤣”
“ive been sitting in my pickle all week”
“she sitting in her pickle now”
by CALICOED April 19, 2025
mugGet the in their picklemug.

Pickle Rick’d

Get three friends and a random, the friends team will hold the random down and repeatedly dick slap them in the face while the third inserts a pickle into the randoms ass.
Last night fucking chad wouldn’t stop talking about the NFT market, so we took him in the back an Pickle Rick’d his shit.
by The fart throater September 14, 2022
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pickle punter

an individual known for performing pickle punts (kicking someone in the penis) on the regular.
Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!
by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024
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Pickle Puns

a guy who sails plays pickle ball and plays all-gender hockey that loves dick it his crack. The hella annoying balding by Chunks is lesbian and fucks pregnant furries. chopped cheese and fat as fuck because of the 5000 kg of fish shit he eats and his first ever kiss was his dog.
by $yeye$ April 24, 2025
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