by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025
Get the Speed Bag the Picklemug. A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
Get the Jelly bean and pickle sandwichmug. by wafflefuck March 20, 2015
Get the Pickle Fuckmug. Sitting in their pickle (phrase)
When someone’s scared or nervous about a situation, so they quietly lay low, soaking in their own worry or helplessness like a pickle in juice, just watching it all go down ’cause they know they can’t do anything about it.
When someone’s scared or nervous about a situation, so they quietly lay low, soaking in their own worry or helplessness like a pickle in juice, just watching it all go down ’cause they know they can’t do anything about it.
“meanwhile revelation sitting in their pickle thinking he has his ducks in line 🤣”
“ive been sitting in my pickle all week”
“she sitting in her pickle now”
“ive been sitting in my pickle all week”
“she sitting in her pickle now”
by CALICOED April 19, 2025
Get the in their picklemug. Get three friends and a random, the friends team will hold the random down and repeatedly dick slap them in the face while the third inserts a pickle into the randoms ass.
Last night fucking chad wouldn’t stop talking about the NFT market, so we took him in the back an Pickle Rick’d his shit.
by The fart throater September 14, 2022
Get the Pickle Rick’dmug. Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!
by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024
Get the pickle puntermug. a guy who sails plays pickle ball and plays all-gender hockey that loves dick it his crack. The hella annoying balding by Chunks is lesbian and fucks pregnant furries. chopped cheese and fat as fuck because of the 5000 kg of fish shit he eats and his first ever kiss was his dog.
by $yeye$ April 24, 2025
Get the Pickle Punsmug.