Pickle

The thing your sister takes up to her room with her after breaking up

Oh yeah shove that pickle up your ass

by ThatFire January 31, 2023

"That's a pickle." - Mark 2019

"That's a pickle." - Markiplier Sep 3,2019 BIGFOOT INCOMING!!! @Markiplier

"That's a pickle." - Mark 2019

by piperdinkle December 26, 2020

tasty pickle

The act of putting pickle juice on a man's dick and then blowing him

Gave a tasty pickle

by Tasty pickle May 21, 2016

You're a pickle

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)

You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.

by holly-jolly June 3, 2021

Pickle

The most delicious and delightful food in the whole world.

Hooman1:hey can i have a pickl?
Hooman2:yeah sure
Literally anyone in the wold:hey get me one!
Pickle is a food

by Heylo humans November 17, 2019

Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).

Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)

by pull-mai-fingr July 12, 2020

mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016