by A Really tired broccoli June 10, 2020
Get the Perfect womanmug. She’s the type of person you’ll never want to let go. She’s the perfect woman. She is always caring no matter what and can make you happy in an instant. She loves anyone and everyone. She has an amazing sense of humor and can always make you laugh no matter the situation. If you ever disagree with her you’ll suffer the wrath of her sandal. If you ever get someone like her never let go, she’s the one to never let go.
by Theboomer November 9, 2019
Get the Alainey is the perfect person and should be treated as suchmug. Leo, u know who u are
by .gurk. December 2, 2019
Get the Perfectmug. sophia’s husband -aka damien- is (as extensive research shows) the most undoubtedly perfect person on this entire planet. from looks, to personality, every inch of daki is perfect.what evidence do we have? a lot actually! he was willing to play apex with sophia, he has long convo’s at night with her, and always makes sure that she’s okay, these are husband material qualitiesss!!( maybe even dilf qualities 0.0) damien always manages to put a smile on sophia’s face & our research shows, that when you talk to damien, your happiness increases by at least 99.9%! in conclusion, damien is the most perfect person on the planet. p.s, i love you :)
person 1: hey dude, have you seen damien? soo perfect!
person 2: ikr! i’ve never seen anyone as swagger as him!
person 2: ikr! i’ve never seen anyone as swagger as him!
by damien’s wife <3 July 14, 2021
Get the perfectmug. 1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.
2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.
3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.
4) A piss that's, well, perfect.
2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.
3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.
4) A piss that's, well, perfect.
Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!
^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!
^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^
by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014
Get the Perfect Pissmug. 
