poo transfer

The Poo Transfer is when you make a poo in another person's butt. Then you shove the poo deep with your tongue into the persons's anus.

The Poo Transfer is why I'm still getting dates.

Lill begged for The Poo Transfer.

by MotorMan February 28, 2009

Peak-A-Poo

The act of covering someone's eyes before showing them your poo.

Guy covers girl's eyes.

Girl: "What's that smell?"

Guy uncovers girl's eyes.

Girl: "Holy fuck it looks like Emperor Palpatine's face!"

Guy: "Peak-A-Poo!"

by Param3dic August 11, 2011

Poo Crayon

A small slender piece of poo that you can easily hold and draw with like a crayon. You can even wrap some paper around it to add to the effect.

Tara loves to write on Ryan's chest with a poo crayon

by Joemaster Bates June 3, 2009

pooing problem

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty

Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.

by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004

wangle-poo

Some thing that workes but fucks up when you really need it.

Wangle-poo my nan had cancer and i need the money but she pulled though damm

by jingle joy August 14, 2009

poo log

a large hurtful feces that exits one's butt

My butt hurt for a few minutes after dropping the poo log.

by jjula March 8, 2008

ko poo

To be punched so hard in a UFC match that the recipeant of the pucnch gets diqulified on account that he soiled his draws.

Omg that was a KO poo!!!

by Seize the Carpe March 10, 2009