Bad Music taste

A term usually labeled upon musicians by obnoxious teenagers.

(Some teenager) Dude, have you heard the latest fallout boy song?

(Musician) No, those guys suck. They have no variety in their music and their excuse for a guitarist just plays a few simple power chords throughout their songs. I doubt he could play a single sweep arpeggio if his life depended on it.

(Some Teenager) Dude, you have terrible taste in music.

(Musician) What makes you say that?

(Some teenager) their singer sounds cool, and they have bitchin lyrics.

(Musician)Lyrics are the easiest part of making music, and singers are the most overrated and most replaceable part of any band. The skill and quality lies with the people playing the insturments, and the people writing and arranging the music riffs as a whole, fallout boy fails at both.

(Some teenager) Hi jim! I see you have the latest soulja boy cd! (I stopped listening to that guy after 3 words.)

(Jim) Naw, this is the latest from miley cyrus.

(Musician) Wow, and he says I'm the one with bad music taste.
by StxSEPH February 15, 2009
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Pussy Music

Any single, or multiple people, places, or objects in which they are lame, weak, pussy, bitchy, or not liked.
"My friends new wooden pipe is such PUSSY MUSIC"
"Bro, wanna get 1/4 of regs tonight?" "PUSSY MUSIC!"
by tagitupbro August 22, 2009
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Rate Your Music

A site that tries to be the musical equivalent to IMDb, but is just another music board that is filled with pseudo-intellectual indie twats who try to out-hip each other.

Has ridiculously high ratings for generic whiny indie bands (Radiohead, Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pavement, ...) and therefore cannot be taken seriously.
Music fan: "What is the darkest band you've heard?"

HipsterIrony17: "Coldplay."
IndieFuckswit: "HAHAHA, I lol'd."
Douchebag#1: "OP is an idiot, worst thread ever!!!"

Typical forum discussion on Rate Your Music.
by celeb February 02, 2012
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Posi Music Genre

From Wikipedia:
Posi music (pronounced pah-zee) has been around since the 1940s, though only recently has a definitive label been applied to music in this genre. Short for Positive Music, Posi Music is categorized by its intention to have a positive effect on the listener. Musicians who write and perform Posi Music profess a desire for their music to unite and inspire their audience and make them feel better. One of the earliest 100% Positive Songs was Accentuate The Positive written by Johnny Mercer and made famous by Bing Crosby. That same song also defined the concept that there is indeed polarity between being Positive or being Negative, specifically noting there is also no Neutral as in "no more Mr. In-Between".

This concept has been expanded by groups promoting the education of Posi Music, such as the Positive Music Association, emPower Music and Arts and the Positive Music Imperative. This concept of Positive Music and Negative music has also been identified in the book called A New Earth, by Eckhart Tolle
Song Examples from the Posi Music Genre:
"Change The World" by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
"We Shall Overcome" by Pete Seger
"If I Had A Hammer" by Peter Paul & Mary
"You've Got A Friend" by James Taylor
"Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Simon & Garfunkel
"Thank You For Being A Friend" by Andrew Gold
"Thanks for the Memory by Bob Hope
"Thank You" by Dido or Natalie Merchant
"There's Hope" by India.Arie
"I Gotta Feeling" by The Black Eyed Peas
by JakPen June 09, 2013
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Date Rave Music

The musical style which usually accompanies the spiking of ones drink
"I dont want to go to ibiza on holiday guys, the prices are too expensive and theres that date rave music blasting in your ear all the time"
by Punnaniman April 18, 2008
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Classical Music Enthusiast

Paxton- "my favorite artists are Drake, Beyoncé, and Snoopdog
Zoe- "my faviruses are Tchaikovsky, Chopin, Mozart, and Beethoven.
Paxton- "um, wow"
Zoe- "yeah, I'm a classical music enthusiast!"
by Antonindvorak July 05, 2018
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crazy music teacher

A crazy music teacher is someone who takes an unnatural liking to his/her music students. Very rare.
Girl: "Man, Mr. Miller is crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah, he's a crazy music teacher."
by AboutThisGirl December 18, 2008
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