son of a mother lover

a non vulgar more polite way to call someone or something a son of a bitch when vulgar language is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor decided to let his dogs loose in my yard to do their business i told that son of a mother lover to keep his dogs out of my yard

by bluebear August 4, 2024

Omnipresent Mother

A mom that is present within every fabric of space in the world.

You see that chair? That's your mom. You see that bucket of tuna? That's also your mom. You know why? Because your mom is an omnipresent mother.

by CLOUD BU February 27, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

ur brother a mother

the worst insult you could ever say to anyone. saying it results in the instant death of the one being insulted. nothing can stop it. don't use unless your life is on the line.

jon: "your mom gay"
max: "your brother a mother"
jon"oh god. OH FU-" *dies*

by tonyross May 13, 2018

Mother

Someone who can be very embarrassing. But is always there when you need them. A good mother is one that sticks around and listens to a their child's problems without judgement. A mother doesn't always have to be biological, they just have to be there for you.

Person 1: "what is a mother to you?"
Person 2: "a mother is someone who is always there for you"

by Gtellsyouwords August 25, 2023

Mother Hog

The top bitch around, head slut, the only bitch

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.

by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018

Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else

"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."

by Jabbamac December 8, 2018